Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe, Over
Tippytoe, come in, Are you there?
This is Tippytoe, Over
Did you receive the souvenir package? Over
Package received, Over Is it snowing there now, Dad?
I wouldn't know, kiddo because I'm in marrakech
This is the big one, buddy A dream come true
We have been compromised Over
Kiss her for me!
This is Mama Bird Over and out
You, get to sleep
Guess where I am now, pal, Romania!
Papua New Guinea makes the old Guinea look like nothing
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe, Over
I can reach now
wow! How long have I been gone?
Two months and 1 7 days
well, don 't worry, because Samoa is what we've been looking for
This one is going to be my legacy
Yeah absolutely
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe, Over
Tippytoe to Bald Eagle, Over
Come in, are you there?
Hey, kiddo, l'm right on the verge of something big here
But l'm not going to make it home for your birthday
I'm really sorry
but opportunities like this are hard to find, Son
Opportunities Iike this are hard to find, Franklin
I'm about to bag a rare species on this little expedition
Fifteen F A R. That's a million absolute
And a landmark building
Don't thank me just start building a statue
-Morning, Pippi -Mr. Popper
Contract
I love the smell of toner in the morning
That's the pertinent printout
And the person we are purchasing the property from is present
Let's do it
Mr. Popper for Mr. Gremmins
And you are?
Pippi Peponopolis I'm Mr. Popper's personal assistant
I process his paperwork and I procure his periodicals
She doesn't even know she's doing it
- Pardon? - Nothing
You can go in
Mr. Popper, sorry to waste your time
but I've changed my mind I'm not going to sell
I understand
Second thoughts are as valid as first thoughts
They just come later
It's just that this building is my last holding and if I sell, then
Then you're free, and that's a scary thing
Hey, I get it
Doing any sailing this year?
Who has the time?
Yeah, My father sailed around the world solo
- Yeah - Lucky man
Yeah, pulled a Hemingway Just him and the sea
You know that's always been a dream of mine
He had some stories
Like that storm off the Horn of Africa
- The Horn of Africa? - Yeah
The sea was calm, the sailing smooth When, out of nowhere
Twenty-foot swells Iike a hammer punch to the prow
Dad was a heck of a sailor but he'd never seen waves Iike this
Gale force winds straight from the Devil's nostrils
whipped his ship Iike a rubber ducky
The salt spray in his face felt Iike a thousand needles
And suddenly, the wind ripped the mainsail off the mast
He was doomed
What did he do?
- What did he do? - Yes
He spun the wheel
Hoisted the jib threaded the needle backwards
And when he came out the other side Oh my God!
- What? - It can't be But it is
What is it?
A blue whale
Like a gentle giant the most majestic creature on Earth
It's so beautiful
Can you see it?
His skin glistening in the sun
A rainbow
in the spray of his mighty blowhole
Oh, well You will get out there
someday
Wait
way to go, Popper
Hey, it's what I do
Gentlemen, what is the future of Franklin, Reader & Yates?
A long, slow decline getting older and weaker
till it has that funny smell
and starts driving around all day with the left-turn signal on?
Franklin?
Or will it be reborn
with vim, vigor and viagratality?
I say we meet the future head-on
Sexy!
Come on, guys, it's time to commit
It's time to go above and Beyonce and put a ring on it
Beyonce is a singer, Franklin She's a singer
Named Beyonce!
Can he hear me?
We had a feeling this was coming, Popper
We saw the marble slab in your office
Popper, there's no one more qualified than you to take a seat at this table
- Don't sit just yet - Okay
There is one more prize we would Iike you to get for us
Name it, fellas
Plaza Hotel? Empire State Building?
The Pentagon?
Tavern on the Green
Tavern on the Green?
What's the matter, Popper?
Nothing, it's just kind of a rundown place
It's the only privately held real estate in Central Park
We can build anything we want on it
You mean, Iike wipe it off the face of the Earth?
Start over?
- It would be Iike it never existed - Exactly
But first you have got to get past Selma Van Gundy
She has gotten a thousand offers turned them all down
You've got one shot
You think you can close it?
I'm sorry, have we met? I'm Tom Popper
I do deals like this in my sleep
- Hello? - Hey, Amanda, we're pulling up
- Can you make sure the kids are ready? - Yeah
Last time it took a while
- Keep it running - Sure thing, Mr. Popper
Thomas! Greetings
Greetings, Rick and welcome to our planet
Lately, we've been using the word, "Hi" or a simple, "Sup?"
How are you?
I'm better now Thank you
No, really, Thomas, how are you?
Really, I'm good
PIease look away
Okay, I will
Hey, Popper! I've been working on my power shot
Let's see what you've got, tough guy Come on
Nice save
- Hey, Popper - Greetings
Did you say hi to Rick?
Yeah Yeah, he hugged me three times
I felt Iike an endangered sequoia
Come on, we have only gone out a couple of times
He's a keeper
There is nothing wrong with a man who recycles
I recycle I turn decrepit old buildings into shiny new ones
Did I mention he's also incredibly handsome?
Really?
Good to see your taste hasn't changed
-Where is your sister? -She's having issues
You know, Cooper，Keegan?
Cooper，Keegan
The love of her life!
Hi! Hey, Iook who's here
Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?
She says she doesn't want to go with you this weekend
Maybe you should talk to her
Yeah absolutely
What are we looking at?
95 pounds of C-4 explosives on a hair trigger
Make sure you clip the right wire, otherwise...
Ba-boom!
You're in The Hurt Locker now, Popper
Do you want to talk about it?
Come on
What do you do if you like somebody but they don't like you back?
Janie
you're a powerful woman you're an independent lady
You don't even need a man, really
Look at Martha Stewart She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs
You are so warped!
I don't know why I thought for one second I could talk to you
- Janie - This is why I don't want to go
He cut both wires
Come on, it's our weekend
It's going to be fun
Good talk
Mr. Popper? Pippi
I've parlayed with the Tavern people
and persuaded them to ponder your proposal
Great, I don't have the kids this weekend
so set a meeting with Van Gundy and call me
No little ones this weekend, Mr. P?
No, Daryl, they don't Iike me right now
Well, I Iike you, sir
Already working on the Christmas bonus, huh?
Never start too early
- Yeah absolutely - You have a good one, Mr. P
Tommy, it's Reginald, Call me
It's about your father
So where was he, Reginald?
Antarctica
Selling ice to the Eskimos?
That's the Arctic
Whatever
Your father loved you, Tommy
That's good to know. Do you want to read?
The last will and testament of Thomas Popper Sr.
"To the good folks at the Geographic Society,
"I leave my Slovenian zither recordings
"the Tahoe yurt and the Uzbek yurt
"as well as the rest of my worldly possessions
"To my Iittle Tommy
"I've sent you a souvenir
"I'm sorry I couldn't deliver this one to you in person
"Bald Eagle, over and out "
Monday! Thank God!
My souvenir
It's too big for a snow globe too small for a yurt
Oh, wow!
A stuffed penguin for the man who has everything
Thank you, Daddy
Sergeant Pipper
Yeah, I know, I'm late
Van Gundy's at the Tavern already?
Yes, I know how important she is
Okay, stall her
I'II be there in 15 minutes
I don't know, tell her I was poisoned by a porcupine or punched by a pedestrian
What do I pay you for?
I'II call you back
It's a live penguin
He sent me a live penguin
Hi, live penguin
As soon as I get home you're going back where you came from
See this? Made in Italy, not for pecking
Frette towels, also not for penguins
Other than that, don't touch anything
Pippi, hang on
Coming now!
No time for pain
Mr. Popper
Punctuality is a priority for this particular person
Don't sweat it, Pip
I'II start scratching this old gal behind the ears
pretty soon she will be curled up in my lap
purring like a kitty cat
Right behind me?
Mrs. Van Gundy
Pleasure to meet you Tom Popper
Mr. Popper
I'm afraid I can only offer you 10 minutes You're extremely late
That's all I need
- This is Tito and Freddy, our kitchen staff - Hi
And KIaus, he's our handyman And this is our chef, Arnold
His kind of cooking never goes out of style
Do you Iike kidney pie?
Are you kidding me? I Iove it
In fact, I'm a donor
I filled out the card and
No, I've never actually had that but I would love to try it
Let's have a seat
All right, guys Back to work
I wonder if we could sit more in the center of the room
I want to get a real sense of the space
You have a very unusual name, Mr. Popper
And I never forget one
This restaurant has been in my family for three generations
My grandmother served coq au vin for Winston Churchill
And my father poured champagne for Fred Astaire
My mother made a BLT for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar once
She said he was surprisingly down-to-earth
which is ironic, considering how tall he is
Fascinating But I can't sell this place to just anyone
I mean I consider the staff to be family, too
Nothing is more important than family to me Nothing
Are you married?
Not presently
Any children?
Two And we have the most magical
alternate weekends together
Tell me about your father
My father?
What can I say?
A father is a father And he was no different
You were close?
Yes Well, we're related
But, Mrs. Van Gundy, I want to talk about you
and your life beyond all of this
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees
and kind of a marmalade sky
I don't do drugs, Mr. Popper
Let me tell you something
I could sell this place
to any number of sharp-tongued snake-oil salesmen like yourself
But I'm not selling to anyone until I know what they're worth
You mean my net worth?
If that's how you interpret it that tells me something
Well, I'm afraid your time is up Mr. Popper
The Tavern is not presently for sale
I should have gone with Strawberry Fields
Good
You sent me a package
My name is Popper
Popper? You Captain Popper baby?
"Captain?"
Yes, I'm Captain Popper baby
My father, who is apparently your captain
had you send me a penguin
You like penguin? Is good, yes?
No, is bad
Your captain was crazy
So crazy, I love
Yeah Well, I'm glad you had someone
But listen I have to send this penguin back
What? Hello?
Hello? I have to send the penguin back
Send penguin?
Yes! Send penguin Send penguin
I told you five times I have to send the penguin
Five times, Send penguin, Okay
Great And the crate is damaged
Can you send me another crate so I can ship this thing?
Hello?
What am I going to do with you, bird?
You!
You are so done
No No
- Hello - Sorry, cannot take your phone call
we will be closing one month for ice festival!
Hey Animal Control Got a call about a bird
I am very happy to see you
That's the little fella
-What the -Go ahead, he's friendly
I didn't k now it was a penguin, okay? I'm going to have to check the manual
It's not in the book
Can't we just call it a pigeon?
Big fat pigeon?
I can't touch it if it's not in the manual It's a union violation
Try Fish and Game
No, you need Marine and Waterfowl
Sorry, bud. Try NYC Sanitation
Yeah, I only pick up the dead ones
This way
Okay, get Go
Skedaddle
Waddle on down the road
South Pole is that way
Exit the building, take a right
and keep going
Okay, need a little help, I get it
Watch this
There you go!
Yes! Bye-bye, birdie
Hey, Mr. P
Yeah
I got your penguin for you
What? What are you talking about?
That's not my penguin
Really?
Why would I have a penguin?
That could be anybody
Yeah
Just give me the stupid thing
So, the board must have given you a free pass
on the whole "no pets" thing
That is mighty nice of them
How much till you don't see a penguin?
I can still see him
It's getting blurry
If I decided to squint, it could Iook Iike a puppy
How's that?
Is that you, Mr. P?
The light's going dim
-Yeah, Pippi -mr, Popper!
Yeah, I'm not coming into work again today
I have a pest problem
what particular pest is the problem?
-It's a penguin -A penguin?
Yeah, starts with "P " You ought to be able to handle it
Hey there, Popper
Kent
Is that...Is that a pet I hear, Popper?
Pet? No, what? Of course not
Okay, I mean, I can't say I blame you
If I had your 3,200 square feet, I'd find someone to share it with, too
It's not a pet, Kent
I left the television on. I'II take care of it
Digital surround
It's like a real animal in there
busting stuff
It's amazing
Bye, Kent
The golden eagle is North America 's largest bird of prey,
with a wingspan of 185
to 220 centimeters these extremely swift creatures
can dive upon their quarry
at speeds of more than 241 kilometers per hour
You like that, huh?
Too bad
I was listening to your commentary, in The Economist
reviewing these numbers
and obviously the job number on Friday wasn't a bad number
we've got, what, three months now averaging about 150,000 jobs...
That's not cute. You're not cute
I don't know what people see in you
Yes! Now you're talking
Hey, Chilly Willy, your ride is here
Someone is going on a little trip today No big deal, right?
All right, penguin No long goodbyes. Let's go
Come here
Gotcha. Game is over. You lose
Let me just seal you in. No!
Where do you think you're going?
That's right. I make the rules Because I have the brains
Wait, how did you...
What the...
Hey!
It's an infestation
How did you even get up there? Your legs are, like, four inches long
Obviously, a little miscommunication
All right, who is hungry?
Come on, you little snow rats
Hey! Gosh, thought you guys would never get here
That's great
You ready for the big birthday celebration fiesta?
Here we go
But here's the thing I'm not quite ready yet
So, can you just hang out for a bit while I get Billy's gift all set?
Translation, "I forgot as usual
"and I need to call Pippi to go get something "
- Janie - Not true Bad translation
I got the gift
and it's right in here
Yeah! A penguin!
No, Billy, I actually
He's awesome!
Great
Hold on
You got him an actual live penguin?
Six penguins?
Yes! Best birthday ever!
That's good counting, Billy
Do they have names?
Yeah, course
This one is Captain
Captain Popper
And that's Loudy
Hey! Hey!
And that one's Bitey
Stinky
He loves me
That's Lovey
And that's Nimrod
Let's make a fort
-Fort! Cool -Go
Billy, the cushions...
That's a great idea for fort building
I've got to tell you
you have officially raised the birthday present bar to a whole new level
- I know! - How did you find them, anyway?
Some sort of, I don't know birthday-penguin rental company?
No, actually, Tom Sr.
- Your dad? - Yeah
Wait,You saw him? How is he?
He passed away
As in, he's dead?
Yeah He broke on through to the other side
Oh, my God I'm...
I'm so sorry
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine
You're fine
Fine I'm good
And he left me those
Hey, where're you going? Come back here
-Got you! -Hey!
You look great
-Thanks I should get the cake in the -That's a nice cake
What?
Oh, my God!
How cute
It looks like they're nesting
Finally, you have something in your fridge
- Yeah? - Thomas Popper?
Nat Jones, New York Zoo
Flightless Bird Division
Your assistant called the one with the "P" problem
I'm here for the penguin
Wow
She didn't tell me they were Gentoos
How many do you have?
-Five? -Six
Six! Oh, God Even better
- What's going on? - It's nothing
I'II take care of it Hey, save me a piece of that
I've got my team downstairs, and a fully equipped retrieval van
Yeah, that's great
But listen, you can't actually take the penguins right now
- What are you talking about? - Believe me, I'd Iove to give them to you
But it's my kid's birthday and he's crazy about them
You know kids
I don't know kids I know penguins
They like ice, snow and fish
Put them in a New York apartment
they're gonna get beak rash and wing mange
faster than you can blow out your birthday candles
-Wing mange? -It's not pretty
Those animals belong in a zoo
Hey, I get it I just have to take care of the politics
Mr. Popper, don't postpone the inevitable Give me the birds
Yeah absolutely. They're yours Just not right now
- I'II call you, okay - Yeah, soon
Hey, it's me
He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos
Not yet, but I'II get them
What was that?
What did that man mean "I'm here for the penguins"?
That guy? He's here for their baths
He's the bather Trust me you're going to want them bathed
I just told him to come back later
because we're in the middle of a part-ay!
They're mine, right? I can keep them?
You kidding me? What kind of question is that?
I don't know, Billy
I'd make him promise if I were you
Do you promise me, Popper?
Yes
Say the words
You don't want to disappoint them
When did I ever disappoint anybody?
-Father-son picnic -My birthday
Our last anniversary
I promise
Can we come over again tomorrow night?
-Really? -PIease
Yeah, what about you, Janie? You, too?
Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be too bad
What do you think, buzz kill?
A night to myself? I think I'II survive
Thanks, Dad, I'II see you tomorrow
-It was a nice night -Yeah
-My kids want to come over -Who gives a rat's butt?
Fair enough Have a good one
People love the sounds of nature
Helps them sleep It's beautiful It's natural
Excuse me, excuse me! Hey!
Yeah, good
Now shut up and go to sleep
Or I'II give you something to honk about
All right, back off
Spread out, seriously I'm used to living alone
No! Expensive
Hey, that's my remote, Pecky Peckerton
You like that, huh?
He's funny, right? Kind of like a penguin
Good, that'II loop all day
-I suppose it's a formal event -Precisely
Popper, where have you been?
Hey, guys
We talked to Van Gundy's people
They say she turned you down flat
Fellas, calm down. Life's too short
especially for Franklin
We thought we could trust you with this
Hey, Taming of the Shrew is not a one-act play
You know that she's the chair of several charitable foundations
One of those foundations is having a benefit
at the Guggenheim Saturday
And Mr. Popper will be present
I figured it out
She's looking for somebody with integrity and character
Somebody like Jimmy Stewart
And, doggone it, that's exactly what I'm going to be
I'II use my own voice, though
Although, that was uncanny Come on, give it to me
We expect some results, Popper
And until we get them, you can keep your name off my marble slab
A man your age shouldn't be talking about marble slabs
I got this
Penguins, Pippi, talk to me
Per your predicament I printed a pertinent page from Wikipedia
"Gentoo penguins may periodically imprint
"on a particular person as if they were a penguin
"Once imprinted, they remain permanently proximate to their parental proxy "
Is it actually written that way?
I'm paraphrasing
They're imprinting, all right
"Uncanny tracking ability Can locate each other at great distance "
- What about keeping them in line? - Next paragraph
"Are more docile when kept at lower temperatures "
Cold enough for you? GIad you're comfortable
Hey! This is a finger, this is a fish Learn to tell the difference
Hey, kids
It's nice, huh? A little fresh air
It's not bad if you keep moving
Captain, Bitey, Stinky!
Penguins need it cold otherwise they get wing mange
Dad, are you okay?
Yeah, never better
Let's take the penguins to the park
Billy, no, what if they run off?
You know, maybe they are a little cooped-up in here
Boy! Look at all this space
Makes you want to spread out and explore
Get lost for a while
Flight envy? Really? That's hilarious
I hate to break it to you, Captain but those are fins
I think you might be more fish than fowl
Hey, Dad, heads-up!
I see how it's going to be All right Let's see what you got, Billy
Come on, Janie, come on Let's get a game going
Thanks, but no thanks
-Come on -Let's go
Little Popper over to Big Popper Looking for the flick-on
Pass it, Pass it
Back to Little...Nimrod blocks it Over to Loudy, who dribbles it
Flagrant flatulation
Could be a yellow card
Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy who bends it like Bitey
Better pick it up, come on, Janie
What are you afraid of? Can't beat an old man?
"O-M-G, I'm too A-D-D to play with D-A-D
"Frowny face "
Fine
All right!
You know, I heard that girls are the weaker sex
Didn't you hear that, Billy?
Yeah
Are you okay?
Sorry, Dad
It really was an accident
Yeah, I get it. You both have power shots
Mr. Popper
Hey, guess what? I got new contact lenses
i e , I can see more now
i e , I can still see your six illegal pets
Are we cool now, Hawkeye? Let's go, kids
I figured it was like that time you lost Janie at Macy's
You lost me?
You were never lost
I simply failed to maintain visual contact
It was less than an hour
They are liking it here
- Do you want to keep them overnight? - Really?
- Yeah - Cool
And Rick and I are celebrating
- You got the grant - Yes
- Wow, I'm really happy for you - Thank you
You know, I was planning on having them stay at Mom's when we're in Ghana
You're actually going to Ghana, then
Just for three weeks
Maybe they could spend a few nights with you
Hey, kids, do you want to stay the night with your dad?
- Yeah - Sweet
- Okay - All right
- Good night - Good night, Mom
Good night, Mommy
Good night
You, too, Loudy
- Bye - Bye
You like Mom
I do not
I mean, I like her I don't know if she likes me
Does she talk about me?
You're acting weird
Look, this is my favorite part, right here
mr, Popper, I purchased the special champagne per your request,
Good, everything needs to be clockwork at the Guggenheim
This could be our last chance with Van Gundy
And should I be procuring a babysitter?
So we're talking standard hours A little light housekeeping
And you might want to do that coat up you'II catch your death in there
But as far as the...
When you're taking care of
Just plunk them in front of the TV
- Perfect - Yeah
So, should we meet the kids?
Sure Yeah Come on over
Here they are
So you will be home by 10:00?
At the latest
Just keep the Chaplin movies going they'll zone right out
Hello, Mr. Popper
How are they doing?
You are worried like a new mother It is adorable
Yeah, I know, okay, turning my phone off
Okay Good night
I'm hearing shrieking, cackling and trumpeting sounds
coming from that apartment
Now, either Mr. Popper is hanging out with my mother
or I'm losing my mind
No, you're definitely...
I am telling you that man is up to something
I hear the pitter-patter of floppy feet coming from inside that apartment
I feel like I can hear them now
Sorry, Kent
As far as I'm concerned, Mr. Popper is an ideal tenant
Bubbly Where is the target?
Up there, proximate to the Pissarro painting
You look pretty
- So, she never did see the flowers - Mrs. Van Gundy
What a pleasant surprise
Mrs. Van Gundy only drinks Krug
Yeah!
May I?
1992? It's a ghastly vintage
I'II take the free stuff
- Selma! - Terrence
Congratulations, Selma Everything is impeccable
Thank you
"1992 Ghastly vintage "
"I'II take the free stuff "
"Terrence! "
Stay in the game
I bet there's a giant sentence somewhere looking for an ending
Mr. Popper, if you're trying to convince me to sell you the Tavern,
I'm afraid you're wasting your time
Let's not talk about the Tavern because that's not why I'm here
Mrs. Van Gundy
you want to know what I'm worth I get that
Mr. Popper, this is the premier cultural event of the season
I've organized this evening very precisely
and I can't have anything disrupting it especially you
Now, one might think you would have realized that by now
Wow! What a beautiful piece of music they're playing down there
May I have this dance, down there?
You're tenacious, Popper, I'II give you that
I hope you can keep up with me
Yeah, well, let's hurry We're missing it
-Here you go -Thank you
- Are those penguins? - Must be part of the exhibit
What is that noise?
- Popper! - It's nothing Stay focused
Get it off me!
Who is responsible for this?
My money is on her
Is this some kind of environmentalist protest?
This is disgraceful! Don't lie to me
I don't like you, I don't need you I don't want you in my life!
Come on
This guy is a complete amateur
I just got to pick my moment then make my move
Pippi, the Guggenheim was a fiasco
Get me another meeting with Van Gundy
Pronto
I was going to say that
Hey, Dad, come play hide and seek Captain's "it "
I'm still not speaking to them
What? What happened?
Nothing I'm fine Billy, it's time to go
- Janie, what happened? - I said I'm fine
Hey, I know I kind of blew it before
but I'm actually pretty good at giving advice
Mom is here We've got to go
Madison broke up with Cooper Keegan to go out with Brandon Yee
-Brandy -So Cooper texted Brittany to see
if I was going to the Snowball Dance
And she is all, "No, she's not going," so now I look all desperate and dumb
So, great, right?
Cooper is gonna ask me to the Snowball Dance, but he never calls
And now Brittany's telling everybody that Madison kissed him in the third period
But then I hear that Brittany likes him, too so I don't know what to think!
So there it is. What do you got, Dad?
Well, who is Brittany again?
Brittany is Madison's BFF
Madison's Big Fat Friend. Got it
Janie! Hold on, hold on Janie
Look, sweetheart Maybe this just wasn't meant to be
Don't waste your tears There's going to be a lot of other guys
I mean, you're going to go through this over and over
By the time you're my age
you're not even going to remember Keaven Coover
Coover，Keeven?
Kee，Coover
Keiver，Coover?
So just forget about it and move on?
Exactly
Great, thanks. I feel much better
It's good advice
You know what maybe she doesn't want advice
Maybe she just wants you to be her dad and listen
But what if my advice is amazing?
Good night, Popper
It's a shame to waste it
Madison kissed Keeper Coogan No, Cooper Cooper!
Kissed Cooper
What? I can't get 30 seconds of privacy around here?
What do you want? Fish? Chaplin?
I'm not supposed to guess I'm just supposed to listen
All right, I'm listening Come on, smart guy, what is it?
What do you wonk?
Not fair
Come on
Did I do that? Hey!
Is that what you were trying to tell me?
Hey, anybody else want to try? Come on
You look full, open the bomb bay doors!
That is some good...
Stay! Stay!
Or come
Dear Lord, thank you for the food we are about to eat
Please use your mighty power to stop the melting of the polar ice caps
Amen
Could you pass the salt? I'll get it
Hey, kids, Check this out
Everybody ready?
And shuffle ball step, Shuffle ball lunge
Step ball change step ball change Step ball change
Word!
And the Tony goes to mamma mia!
because somebody didn't show up for rehearsals
Not mentioning names Nimrod
That's awesome
- Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah
Good job, you guys
Whatever it is, I'm here for you, sweetie
Relax, it's no big deal
But Cooper Keegan just asked me to the Snowball Dance
Cooper，Keegan!
Oh, my gosh, I need a dress
OMG! LGB1 OMG! LGB1
- What? - Oh, my God. Let's go buy one
You mean you?
Yeah absolutely
Okay
Dad, I look terrible in all of these
Well, I would love to see one of them
I tell you what, whatever you've got on right now,
just bring it on out to the viewing area so we can view it
Fine
Wow, you actually look beautiful
Yeah, right
Dad?
You're an angel
Shut up
I made that
What?
I'II tell you about it later
-Hi, birds -Hi, birds
Let me get you a snack
OMG
Dad!
No
No!
Lovey
Eggs?
So, baby penguins?
Baby penguins!
Or a three-penguin omelet
Dad!
- Amanda - Hello?
You got to come over
- Hey - You brought Rick
Yeah, we were on a date. Be nice
Hey, wow. Greetings, little friend
Hey, what's your name?
Rick, Bitey Bitey, Rick
Hey
Who's this fella?
Stinky
- That's his way of saying "Greetings " - Yeah
Hey, you know what? I'II meet you in the car
Come on, you got to see this Come on
What...What am I looking at? What...
Just a miracle, that's all
-Hold on, is that -Eggs, Three of them
-Wow -Yeah
Amazing
Hey, look who is a new dad again
It's really kind of cool
They use those stones to make their nest
Really?
Nimrod hasn't quite figured it out yet
Yeah, but look, he's so attentive
They have to separate for long periods of time
just to find fish
It must be kind of hard on them
They always get back together, though
That's nice
It's natural
Mom, Dad wants to know if you'II have dinner with him
- What? - Billy, I don't know if that's...
Mom, just do it
What do you think of this shirt?
Does it make me look pale?
I know they are. It's a little cold in here
How dare you?
Nice You were going to let me go out like that Some friend you are
I got a reservation at Jean-Georges
which is almost impossible unless you're dating The Donald
Which I am not willing to do
Are you guys going to be okay? Not that I don't trust you
I just worry, that's all
Pipperoni
mr, Popper, Van Gundy phoned
requesting your presence at the property in the park
- Now? - Please be punctual
Okay, tell her I'II be there
I guess I'II kill two birds with one stone
It's a metaphor
Thank you
Thanks
Are you looking for someone?
the ambience of the room
It hasn't changed in 30 years
It's got sort of a decaying charm
- Okay, what is it with that table? - What?
You look like you've seen a ghost
No, I'm fine
Tom, it's me
My dad used to bring me here whenever he was home
- Yeah? - Yeah
That was our table
He used to give me these souvenirs he'd bring
from his incredible adventures on the road
It was about the only time I ever got to see him
Thanks, Dad
It's actually a good memory
Sometimes they're the worst
We were married for 15 years,
and you have never told me that
You are a complicated man, Mr. Popper
I don't know
I think this old place has still got it
Where are we going?
That's for me to know and you to find adorable
Really?
Yes
Right, left Right, left Right
Well, we're out of the medals But we had a good time
Nice trick
I can't believe we're doing this
I brought a girl here once, a long time ago
It was closed so we broke in and stole skates
She sounds amazing
I thought so
Then she got on the ice and she was kind of a spaz
I think she was just trying to impress you
You remember the boathouse?
The boathouse
- Yeah, it was surprisingly warm in there - Yes, it was
- Yeah - Yep
I don't know what happened there
I think we just hit a rough patch
I'II race you
That's good, you got it
Want some more? Want some more?
- You let him in? - He had a badge
- A badge from the zoo - Look at this
Hey! Step away from the penguins
These birds have eggs, Mr. Popper
They need a full veterinary workup
Yeah? Well, if I get worked up
you're going to need a workup of your face
Really?
You've got some interesting ideas about animal care, Mr. Popper
You stick them in front of the TV?
You've got one nesting in the produce bin of your refrigerator
Just shows what you know That's a cheese drawer
Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?
Is this your idea of a healthy animal diet?
Evidence! Call CSl
You planted this
You have no idea what you're doing with these birds
Like you're some kind of penguin expert
I am a penguin expert
Yeah, but...
Yeah, okay
It's time for me to take these birds and put them in a proper home
You aren't giving them what they need
I am giving them exactly what they need
What? What are you giving them?
I am giving them love
Love?
Well, it sounds weird when you make me say it
These aren't children, Mr. Popper They're animals
They need food, They need snow
And every once in a while one of them needs to be eaten by a whale
- Hey! - You want to know who they love?
I'II tell you who they love
Whoever is holding the fish
Traitors
Wake up, Popper
These penguins can only survive in the zoo or Antarctica
So, sooner or later I will take these penguins
Omega-3s, Pip
Penguins are way ahead of us on this
Mr. Popper, I'm perplexed
How does this pertain to the Van Gundy problem?
Van Gundy? Lots of that, lots of that
Please tell me you have a plan
I always have a plan, Pippi
They're fresh
Really? Why do I smell bleach?
Mr. Popper we're being pressed for progress
Perhaps I could pamper the penguins for you
You need to procure your promotion
No, Pippi What we need is squid, and plenty of them
The weather outside is frightful
The fire is so delightful
Since there's no place to go
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
Good morning, kids, babies on the way
Got to get ready
Young Gentoos need an ice shelf at 28 degrees, A little powder on top
That's right, I'm kind of a penguin expert
Hey, not in the house, young lady
Besides, when you pack this stuff down you could really hurt somebody
Come on, let's get him, Billy!
You're begging for it
Here, hold on Look how much can go in this hat!
Grab a pen, Popper
I'm going to hook you up with the number of a very good moving company
- Hey - Wow
I think I hear your mama calling
Kent! Kent!
You're only delaying the inevitable, Popper
I'll be telling the board about this
Kids, wake up You don't want to miss this
What are we doing?
Wow, Cool
Here it comes
- It's coming - Look at that
- Dad, look - Yeah
- Holy cow, another one - Look, look, look
It's another one
Reminds me of you guys
Rangers on a breakaway! They're out in the open ice
Crosby! There's nothing but daylight!
- No way - Can Crosby back-check? Back-check!
- Sorry - Hey, Dad
- I got your number, okay? - I'm so scared
Mom
The place is coming together, huh?
Or apart
Captain's still waiting to be a dad, huh?
Mom Yeah, that's right A woman can be a captain
We don't tolerate gender bias in this house
- Really? - Cross-checking is okay, though
- Five minutes for fighting - Man
You promise to call me when it hatches
Don't worry, Captain
The little fella is just taking his time
And I bet he'II be a great flyer
You're falling asleep
No, I'm not
It must be me
You really should go to bed
I'm not leaving him. He's a Popper
Good night
Hey, guys
We've left seven messages
You look terrible, Popper
We haven't heard anything about the Tavern
- What have you been doing? - Well
I'm sure Pippi told you I've been kind of fighting a cold
Pneumonia
Move!
What the...
If I'd have known you guys were coming I'd have cleaned this place up
fired up the old Zamboni
The maid comes on Wednesdays
He's gone insane
I've seen this before
This is exactly what happened with Howard Hughes
Because you're old
Popper
The Tavern?
The Tavern
The Tavern is an interesting project
I have lots of ideas about the Tavern
For God's sakes, man! Pull yourself together
Your house is full of penguins
I know, I know
I know how it looks
But it's just one more egg
And as soon as it hatches, I'm there
Franklin, how long have I worked for you?
You know how many soccer games I've skipped?
And dance recitals?
What are we doing this for, anyway?
There are just some things you can't afford to miss
It's too late, we've lost him Popper, you're fired
Okay
Best of luck in your future endeavors, Popper
Appreciate it
Hatch, hatch, hatch, hatch!
Hatch, hatch, hatch! Hatch, hatch, hatch!
Okay, it's going to happen I feel it. It's happening
It's happening right now It's happening right now
I'm going to give it the touch
Total belief Total faith
Come on
Wow
I tried to warn you, Mr. Popper
You're just not equipped for this
Maybe you should let me take care of them for a while
What if the Statue of Liberty
had a friend?
Okay, people!
No more loafing around
What's the matter, folks?
You've never seen a zombie before?
That's right, it's the Dawn ofthe Dead I'm eating brains and taking names
Marshall, get Zoning on the phone
I want to know how soon we can break ground
Remind them of our donation to the Mayor's re-election fund
Boy, I never get tired of looking at New York from here
I love what you've done with the place
Popper, what are you doing here?
I'm on a mission of mercy, Franklin I decided to take you back
You're taking us back? We fired you
All is forgiven then, don't worry about it
Let me bring you up to speed
I've been playing hardball with Van Gundy
I told her kids we were offering $100 million
I suggested they make her life difficult until she accepts
so they've all moved back home
Mrs.. Van Gundy has planned a press conference for tomorrow
She wants us all present
If you'll excuse us
we have to unpack
Popper's back!
Hey, guys!
- Hey, Dad - Hi
Hey, how are you feeling?
Yeah, Dad, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine
Before you go in there
I think I should tell you there has been a couple of changes
Where are they?
They're okay, they're fine They're at the zoo
And you know what? It's really the best place for them
They're probably in an icy pool right now
All the fish they can eat Full-time penguin masseuse
The whole thing's being narrated by Morgan Freeman
You sent them away to some cage?
Billy, they're birds They don't feel things the way we do
- Tom, I don't think... - Don't bother, Mom
Come on, guys
We had fun but it's time to get back to reality
We got soccer We got the Snowball Dance
I'm not going to the stupid Snowball Dance
Cooper Keegan asked somebody else
Janie
sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you
I'm not disappointed in him
Janie!
What was I supposed to do?
How about feel something?
Please
I feel great
I saw you with that egg, I saw you!
That wasn't me
That was a dream where people live with penguins
And their kids love them And all the eggs hatch
So wake up!
Wow
I think I just did
And Rick wanted to extend the Ghana trip turn it into a vacation
Are you okay with that, Popper?
Yeah absolutely
Pipsi-Cola
Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently
Okay
Come on
my dearest Tommy
in all my travels
I've never encountered a creature quite so wise as this
You see, once it loves you it never leaves your side
I'm sorry, Son, that it took me so long to learn that lesson
But I hope there's still time for you
Give your little ones a hug from Grandpa
And hold them as close as you can for as long as you can
Bald Eagle, over and out
All right, everybody in Let's go
We don't want to go to your stupid press conference
- We're not going to the press conference - Pardon?
- Driver, take us to the zoo - What?
We're getting our penguins back
- Yes! - Yes!
Mr. Popper
late as usual
Call him
Who?
Cooper-freaking-Keegan
But, Dad...
Sweetie, you've got to put your heart out there
And it might get broken but that's how you know you have one
Call him
Dad, I don't even really like him anymore
I just got the name down
But thanks
- Call her - Who?
Mom-freaking-Mom
I don't really like her anymore
I'm kidding. Give me that
Hold on. Sorry
Hey, Janie, what's up?
Amanda, hi. Look,
I know this is a total Hail Mary but please don't go to Ghana
Tom, are you kidding me right now?
If you go there with him then it becomes a relationship, and...
I'm not asking for you to just jump right back in with me
I just want one more date
Just stay and go on one more date with me
Please
Long pauses are good, right? It means she's thinking
Where are you going to take me this time, Popper?
Another landmark you're planning to tear down?
No
The kids and I are going to visit some old friends
Two children, one adult
Make that two adults
Mom! Yes!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves It's just a second date
And it better be a good one
Yeah absolutely
Okay, here we go
Okay, guys, we're here to get you
out
They're not here
These aren't our guys
No, they're not
- Where are my penguins? - I'm going to call you back
Mr. Popper, they're not your penguins
Don't give us the runaround, slick Why aren't they out there?
Because we already have penguins
What we don't have is an emu
Or a Komodo dragon
Or a Bengal tiger
- What are you talking about? - Trading, Mr. Popper
Zoos do it all the time Same as sports teams
How do you think the Yankees won 27 championships?
It sure wasn't their farm system
Where are you sending them?
Three to Washington, three to Tokyo And the two chicks are going to Dubai
But you can't split them up They're a family
God's sake! They're just birds
Just birds? And what about the American eagle?
- Is that just a bird? - Yes
Okay, what about...
Big Bird is a Muppet
Look, can they just see them?
My family is torn up about it My kids are distraught. Right, Billy?
Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?
- No - Children
this is what a liar looks like Take a mental picture
Look, Popper, I couldn't even if I wanted to
They're already gone
- Loudy! - Loudy!
You are a liar
Popper! Popper!
- There you are! - Guys!
Get back in there
Bitey! Good job
Mr. Popper those penguins are going back in the tank
No, they're not
What do we have here? Anybody want some fish?
Come on, come on, come on, Hey!
Not this time
Do you have some kind of a plan?
I'm sorry, have we met?
Come on
Let me out!
- What took you so long? - Sorry, sir
Sir, what do the suspects look like?
Let me think
They're the ones with the eight penguins
Now seal all the exits!
- You guys have the babies, right? - Yeah, Mom, we got them
Excuse us! Avian infectious disease containment!
-Antarctic bird flu! -Very bad!
-Diarrhea! Vomiting! -Vomiting! Diarrhea!
You might want to hold your breath
Thank you for your co-operation
This way
- Oh, no! - Or that way
Come on, guys. Follow me, Follow me
Okay, try to act normal
Go! Go!
I'll get him on this side This way!
Get him! Don't let him in the elevator He's heading to the roof
Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit
No, not this way
It's the north side exit you can't go this way
Thank you Sorry for the inconvenience
Hey, miss? Miss!
All right
Nice and neat formation
Okay, stay in formation
Remain calm
- What happened? - I was pricked by a porcupine
- Where were you pricked? - In my posterior!
I don't know where that is
There's the Iimo. Just stay in formation
I'm at the rear door, he's not there!
- Hey! - Break formation!
-Popper! -Break formation!
Halt!
You lose, slave trader!
I don't think so, Popper Aren't you forgetting something?
No, I don't think I'm forgetting something
Tom, we forgot to do a head count
Okay, one thing I forgot
we got him on the roof!
Captain!
Captain! No!
She's doing it
Captain is flying!
Can you believe that?
Hey!
Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
That's not attractive for a zoo official
I'll tell you what
Now you're trapped like an animal It's ironic
Hey! Don't...
Come back here!
Did you see that?
- Pretty good date so far - We're just getting started
Driver, Tavern on the Green
Hold on, boss. Hold on, I got it
Hey, hey! Stop!
There have been a lot of rumors floating around lately
and l'm here to clear them up
I have always said that I would only sell the Tavern
if I found the right person
And that's why I'm here to announce...
Wait!
Don't
do
it!
Did you like that? The slow motion effect
I just wanted to get your attention
Mrs. Van Gundy, you can't sell this place
- I know - If you sell it to me, I'll just tear it down
And then Freddy and Tito and KIaus
and the guy that looks like Chef Boyardee will be out on the street
- I know - This place is a part of New York history
It's a part of my history I came here with my father
The other day I had the best second first date a man could ever have
And I would rather cut my hands off and stick knives in my eyes than...
Wait, I'd have to do the eyes first and then the hands
and I'd have to have somebody help me cut the right hand off
- because the left hand would be gone - Mr. Popper, stop talking
- Okay - I'm not selling
You're not?
Glad we got dressed up
There he is
Excuse me, folks Nat Jones, New York Zoo
This man has been trafficking in stolen penguins
What are you even talking about from left field?
Penguins?
It's absurd
No, no, no! Penguins, please!
Hi, Pip I thought you were going to stay in the car
They pecked the power locks
He has been keeping these defenseless creatures
locked away in his apartment
When I tried to save them he broke into the zoo and kidnapped them
I've seen these penguins before
Is it true, Mr. Popper?
Yes, I'm afraid so
Why did you do it?
Knowing you it must be for some sort of personal gain
Yes, the kind no amount of money can buy
For Pete's sake
Mr. Popper and his equally crazy family believe that these penguins love him
They are wrong
If they have to choose between love and a nice juicy sardine
they will choose the fish every time
- I don't think so - Let's find out
He's got a fish
I got this
Come on, guys
Come on
Come on. Yeah
That's right
Captain, come on
Come to Popper
Hey! That's my guys
No! That doesn't prove anything
Come on, aren't you going to arrest him?
For what? Winning? Is that what we do in this country?
Is that what America is all about?
I don't think so! I don't think so!
America!
Have you people lost your mind? He's breaking the law
Come on, guy, have a heart
Have a heart?
I'm going to call the Chief of Police I'm going to call the Mayor
Allow me
Michael
- What? - How are you, dear?
I've got a small matter
- that needs your attention - Come on
That's not good
The penguins will be provided for
Mr. Popper always has a plan
- This is insane! - Quiet, you. Quit your quarrelling
- Pippi - Quint
Pleasure
Quite
Well, I guess we have custody
I guess we do
Mr. Popper
Mrs. Van Gundy
Congratulations The Tavern is yours
I told you
I never forget a name
I just needed to be sure
that that little boy hadn't gotten lost somewhere
Nice work, Popper
Hey, Franklin
When do we break ground on the new building?
We're not
What are you talking about?
- It's really beautiful, Tom - Thank you
You did a great job, Dad
I appreciate that, Billy
But it wasn't just me I'm just the mastermind
So, I brought you here today because I want to tell you something
I'm going on a trip, very far away
And I could be gone for a very long time
So, I'm going to need you to come with me
Nice!
Where are we going? I hope it's someplace warm
It's not, is it?
Warm enough?
Perfect
Hey!
Will you look at that?
It's a family reunion
Hey, look, it's the Loveys. And the Loudys
And the Nimrods
Hey, Dad I don't think Captain Iikes it here
It's okay, girl
You just got to get used to it, that's all
Oh, my
I think she's going to be just fine
What should we name him?
Well, he's going to be an amazing flyer
So, how about
Bald Eagle?
Hey! He's a good reason to come back
Yeah!
You hear that, Captain? We're coming back
Thank you, Captain
You're the coolest gift I ever got
See you soon
Way to go, Captain You're going to be a great mom
Not bad, Popper. Not bad
Yeah, absolutely
Hmm.
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